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Varric: Have you heard the stories they’re telling about you, lately? They say you helped some crazy Tevinter refugee summon a demon in Hightown.
Hawke: That is a sorry mess of cliches. So much for the great storyteller.
Varric: Oh, that’s not my work. I’m shocked that you can’t recognize the difference, Hawke. I don’t have to make shit up about you. The truth is much more entertaining. Not to mention incriminating. I’m not spreading rumors. I’m just telling you which way the wind is blowing.
Hawke: It fills my heart with joy to know you’re not telling people I’m sleeping with an ogre.
Varric: Don’t compare the Tevinter elf to an ogre, Hawke. Ogres have a sense of humor. Anyway, all I’m saying is, don’t be surprised if people look a little nervous around you. It’s just the way the wind is blowing. I’ll keep an ear to the ground and let you know if it turns ugly.
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That’s rival Varric for you XD
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And yet I can’t rival Varric with my Male Hawke. XD But that’s hilarious!
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